Alright so during the school year we learned about this one person (can't remember his name) in english class. And if I remember correctly he saw the world in a semi bad way and so he'd take words that were seen as good happy things and give them definitions that were true, but twisted them completely. So for one of our assignments we had to chose a list of words and come up with the definitions for them. Here were mine:

Love – A clouded state of mind that makes a person oblivious to life and once gone will crush the person’s soul

Good time – A single moment in time to cover up all the pain

Date – A simple gesture mistaken for caring when really it’s just a way to show off to the world the person you have

Curfew – A time limit put on the irresponsible to show how much they aren’t trusted

Friendship Ring – A scrap of metal exchanged between friends but once one is lost the friendship is also lost; a great way to keep a friend in check

Prom – One night to party with the people you have hated, laughed at, and gossiped about for four wasted years of your life.

Boyfriend – A girl’s way of upping her social status or proving to herself that she can get someone

Girlfriend – A guy’s way of feeling superior and wanted; someone who will easily follow around any idiot under the thought that he’s the right one for her


So now I'd like to see what everyone else comes up with. Take any or all the words from the list above and twist the definition into something bad.